The almost perfect alarm clock is my cat Vincent. My old conventional alarm clock use to wake me up in a near state of shock.

Now, with my Vincent alarm clock, I am woken up by purring and soft head butts. What a perfect way to start the day... or perhaps I should say night.

Unfortunately the almost perfect Vincent alarm clock is set for 4:30 in the morning and, as much as I try, I can't for the life of me work out how to change the setting.

Copyright © Dewi Williams
May 24, 2001