Dusty & the dog

(This is for the kitties, not you stinkin' slaves, go clean out the litterbox or something...) Hi Guys! For all of you kitties that have been forced to share your domain with a lowly d*g, listen up. I have found a way to reel in the big dumb beasts and then WOMP, go for the kill! Follow along then go see the visual aids. 1) Lay on your side. Act casual. Expose your udder. Go ahead, be vulnerable. That will get the d*g curious, being of little brain he will come over to investigate. D*g sees that you are not going to claw his eyes out so he gets comfy and lays down next to you. Great! This is also a great photo opp for your slaves, they love stuff like that. 2) Allow d*g to get closer. Let him put his paws on you. Scooch around, act like you like it. Then start getting a little feisty. Pace yourselves, don't give it all up at once. Gently bite d*gs foot, they think that you are going to play with them when you do that. 3) When they least expect it WHAM!!! Throw all of your weight at the stinky beast and go straight for the jugular. Get good purchase on his throat. He will be deemed utterly helpless. Growl!!! GRRRRR! Shake your head like our cousins in on the plains. Before d*g can figure out what has happened run for your life and get up high. I mean really HIGH! Hee Hee! Yours, Dusty

TJ's note: This is a bad cat. I was documenting the whole thing with my camera. Dust had me hypnotized. He ambushed so fast I didn't have time for the flash to "renew" so the actual ambush is a bit fuzzy. Dust is very angry with me for that but wanted to make sure I took the blame for it.

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September 26, 2001