Alas throughout this long, long year
The anti-spammers dirge we hear,
Counterbalancing the spammers cheer-
They write them there and send them here!
Please, dear White-Out, I want no clues.
The delete button is your due too.
Bedammed to both your stupid views!
I’ll skip them both for new cat news.
For the men I’ll append though-
Kitties are better at innuendo.
Delete rude remarks crafted just so.
They don’t make you someone I want to know.
Polite remarks just don’t seem your metier.
In find I prefer the Wal-Mart Greeter.
The right pussy cat, if you meet her,
Will put a paw in your mouth to make things sweeter.
Copyright © 2001 Sandra Landfried
April 28, 2001