CAT PHILES

The Cat Ascendant

Little Cat Thoughts
on Anti-Spammers-2000

Alas throughout this long, long year
The anti-spammers dirge we hear,
Counterbalancing the spammers cheer-
They write them there and send them here!

Please, dear White-Out, I want no clues.
The delete button is your due too.
Bedammed to both your stupid views!
I’ll skip them both for new cat news.

For the men I’ll append though-
Kitties are better at innuendo.
Delete rude remarks crafted just so.
They don’t make you someone I want to know.

Polite remarks just don’t seem your metier.
In find I prefer the Wal-Mart Greeter.
The right pussy cat, if you meet her,
Will put a paw in your mouth to make things sweeter.

Copyright © 2001 Sandra Landfried
April 28, 2001


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