"Cats are purrfect!"

"If you don't like my attitude,
you should see my cat."

"Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff."

"Home is where the cat is!"

"Every life should have nine cats."

"Owner of one spoiled cat!"

"All I need to know...
I learned from my cat!"

"And God said "Let there be Cats!" and was promptly ignored."

"A chill in the air, a cat on the lap,
a mug of chocolate, and a good book.
Ah, Paradise!"

"E Pluribus Meow -- In Cats We Trust "

"Cat: A migratory organism with a tropism for where it's not wanted."

"My Cat Walks All Over Me!"

"If the car is swerving, the cat has escaped the carrier."

"Cat & Husband Lost...
Reward For Cat!"

"We're staying together for the sake of the cats."

"The cat could very well be man's best friend,
but would never stoop to admitting it."

"To be catty is purrfection!"

"A kitten is the rosebud in the garden of the animal kingdom."

"Honk if you love CATS!"

"Cats don't get into mischief.
Cats ARE mischief!"

"If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape,
Then a cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air."

"Living with Cats each day keeps boredom away!"

"There is always room in my heart...
for another Cat!"

"Cats are people too!"

"Happy is the home with at least one cat!"

"We had to give away the kids. --
The cat was allergic."

"Cats Rule! Dogs Drool!"

"Cat Lovers Are Purrfect!"