Every now and then you just purr a little,
Or Lick them with your sticky tongue.
Let them pet your fur a little -
It drives them wild - they're so dumb!

The Stupid Humans -
They are our slaves!
The Stupid Humans -
They are our slaves!

The Stupid Humans - they are such fools!
They don't know that cats rule...
The world...

They will give you yummy fish,
Just let them think that they're supreme,
They'll give you anything you wish!

The human slaves will work all day
While you lie in the sun.
They'll do this just as long as they
Still think they're Number One!

For fun you can send them out
To buy you food at the supermarket.
When they're gone
you can scratch their couch,
And pee on their carpet!