| Aquarium:
| interactive television for cats.
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| Cat:
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- a lapwarmer with a built-in buzzer
- a four footed allergen
- a small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist
- a small, furry lap fungus
- a treat-seeking missile
- a wildlife control expert impersonator
- one who sleeps in old, empty pizza boxes
- a hair relocation expert
- an unprogrammable animal
- a four-legged, furry, meowing alarm clock
- furry fumigator
- furry keyboard cover
- a roaming bag of attitude
- a small homicidal Muffin with legs (referring to kittens)
- a tastefully designed organic alarm clock
- a vibrating hot water bottle with fur
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| Cataclysm:
| any great upheaval in a cat's life.
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| Catatonic:
| a feline medicinal drink.
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| Caterpillar:
| a soft scratching post for a cat.
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| Cat Scan:
| to look for a new cat.
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| Dog:
| a cat's device for running practice.
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| Door:
| something a cat always wants to be on the other side of.
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| Energy:
| the element of vitality cats always have an oversupply of until you try to play with them.
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| Human:
| an automatic door opener for cats.
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| Impurrsonate:
| to act like the cat.
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| Kitten:
| a small homicidal muffin on legs; affects human sensibilities to the point of endowing the most wanton
and ruthless acts of destruction with near-mythical overtones of cuteness. Not recommended for beginners. Get at least two.
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| Purrade:
| an organized march of cats.
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| Purradise:
| the garden of Cats.
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| Purramour:
| a cat lover.
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| Purranoia:
| the fear that your cat is up to something.
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| Purraphernalia:
| a cat's personal belongings.
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| Purrch:
| any favored feline napping spot.
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| Purrchase:
| anything bought for a cat.
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| Purrfume:
| the scent of an open can of tuna.
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| Purrgatory:
| a houseful of kittens.
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| Purrmission:
| a feline hunting expedition.
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| Purrpetual:
| everlasting feline love.
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| Purrplex:
| a house with two or more cats.
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| Purrson:
| a male kitten.
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| Purrsuit:
| the garment your shedding cat rubs against just as you are leaving home to go to an important meeting.
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| Purrverse:
| a poem about a wicked kitty.
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| Tooraloorailurophobia:
| an irrational fear of Irish cats.
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| Tuner:
| sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to appear.
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| Yawn:
| a cat's honest opinion openly expressed.
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