Name: Velvet

6 year old, completely Black DSH, Green eyes, short tail, short legs.

Approx. 14 miles only. Body big and wide. Inside Cat only. 18 lbs. plus. (likely, plus)

Always garaged, no dents or rips (not that you could find any if there were).

Clean under Bonnet, (if you can look in between mouthfuls of food). Breath always smells of food.

Exhaust system needs overhaul.

Fully equipped to sleep.

Can kill any can of Cat food within 30 metres.

Any food only. Purrs constantly.

Crabby in morning... crabby all the time.

Purrs all the time.

Asking... asking... er... Make me an offer.

Copyright © Bill Mason
November 11, 2003