As I read through all the stories by you crazy fanatical cat people who let your cats control you, run your lives and make you cater to every whim and desire of these furry mysterious creatures. I can't believe that some of you let them do this to you. It's like some of you are slaves to your cats. I could go on but I have to go feed my two cats the special treat I give them at night. Their night time snack is a mixture of 2 different kinds of the best canned foods. Of course I give each once his own special mix. My Coon gets 3/4 of Iams Beef mixed with 1/4 Fancy Feast beef for the chunks and sauce he likes. And for my little black one he gets a mix of 1/2 Iams chicken and 1/2 Fancy Feast sliced chicken with just the right amount of juice. I use the little paper plates they like so it is a clean plate every time. If they finish fast I did not give them enough so I have to give them a little more. When they are done I pet them and brush them where they like so they will be content and digest their food good. If they don't want to play I will watch where they go them I will follow them to see where they are going to lie down and I will fluff up the area to make it as soft and comfortable as I can for them. Then I take a short break and bring each one a couple of treats. Whisker Lickins Beef flavor for my Maine Coon and for the little black one a few of the Pounce Tuna flavor. These are both crunchy to clean their teeth. Then I will pet them before I go sit down but I will still keep an eye out in case they have any other needs. But first I have to check the litter box to make sure it's clean so it will be fresh the next time one goes to use it, and I will also check to make sure they each have their special dry food that each one likes so it will be there in the morning, and while I am there I will give them some fresh water after I let it run for a while so it is cool the way they like, but if it's a hot night I put a couple of ice cubes in the water dish to keep it cool.

But some of the things you cat nut people do. My two cats will never control me like that.

Copyright © Teddy
June 13, 2001

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