Yo! Shmogg!

Saw dis on da Noos groop, an den Jason sent it tu me so ize replin.

1. LIVING ARRANGEMENT?

A howse wiv 4 uffer cats (wuns a foster) an a mad hoomin.

2. WHAT NEW TRICK ARE YOU WORKING ON NOW?

Hoggin the bed frum mi hoomin at nite.

3. WHAT'S IN YOUR SECRET STASH?

Catnip mowse & a leaf.

4. FAVORITE GAME?

Feathers onna string (an killin mowsies)

5. FAVORITE TOY?

Mi hoomins feet

6a. FAVORITE SMELLS?

Tuna

6b. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS ?

Oranges

7. FAVORITE SOUND?

Tinz openin wiv da kan opener

8. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

When meowmie goes away on wurk an da pet-sitter comes.

9. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

Brekfust

10. FAVORITE TYPE OF GREEBLING?

Litter tray greeblings wot attak me after I bin tu tha loo.

11. HOW MANY MEOWS BEFORE YOUR HUMAN PAYS ATTENTION?

One

13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Mi hoomin & Pandora

14. FAVORITE FOODS?

Spagheti & lasagne

15. KIBBLE OR CANNED?

Canned

16. DO YOU LIKE TO RUN FAST?

Yes, wen ize chasin greeblingz

17. FAVOURITE PLACES TO SLEEP?

Meowmies bed.

18. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY?

Scarey

19. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST MEMORY?

Ridin in meowmies dressin gown pocket as a tiny baby.

19a. ULTIMATE THING TO DO?

Killin mowsies & birdies

20. IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON OR CAT, DEAD OR ALIVE WHO WOULD IT BE?

Elvis

21. WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?

Leo (of corse)

23. DO YOU EAT WEIRD FOOD, WHAT ARE THEY?

Chips (english chips from the chip shop)

24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY TOY YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Goldfish

25. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR?

Ize want a mow-hee-kan in red an bloo an green.

26. EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes - wiv me and mi hoomins & Pandora.

27. IS THE BOWL HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?

Itz alwayz tu emptee.

28. FAVORITE CLAWING PLACES:

Meowmies bed (itz pine) an mi skratchin post.

29. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR PAWS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?

Of corse

30. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?

Pandoras feather duvet

31. FAVORITE NUMBER?

13

32. FAVORITE THING TO WATCH?

Fish, birds an mowses.

33. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE KITTY WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?

Hez got catitude an iz kool.

34. NAME A KITTY WHO YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

Waffles

35. KITTY YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?

Chloe - sheez tu little tu type.

TTFN
His Royal Feline Lordship Tiger

Copyright © Helen Miles
April 24, 2001