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| CAT SLAVE:
| "Hello, service, my computer isn't working."
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| COMPUTER SERVICE LINE:
| "Do you have a cat?"
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| CAT SLAVE:
| "Yes."
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| COMPUTER SERVICE LINE:
| "First check to see if your cat has just wasted one of its lives nibbling on the power cord."
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| CAT SLAVE:
| "Uh-huh... KITTY!!!"
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| COMPUTER SERVICE LINE:
| "Next"
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| CAT SLAVE:
| "My keyboard doesn't work."
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| COMPUTER SERVICE LINE:
| "Remove the cat."
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| CAT SLAVE:
| "My computer just crashed while I was out of the room. What do I do?"
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| COMPUTER SERVICE LINE:
| "Do you have Windows 95 or a cat?"
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| CAT SLAVE:
| "Both."
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| COMPUTER SERVICE LINE:
| "Masochist."
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| CAT SLAVE:
| "My cat loves my computer, he/she always comes when I turn it on."
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| CAT SLAVE 2:
| "That's because, A) Computers get warm, B) Computers purr, and C) It's lap time.”
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