
- Cats keep their opinions to themselves
- Cats don't mind if you live with your mother
- Cats never question how much you're eating or how fat you are
- Cats never use up the credit card on clothing and jewelry.
- Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep
- Cats don't criticize the job you have
- Cats always look good first thing in the morning
- One good purr can be worth a thousand words
- Cats don't complain when you get a bad haircut
- Cats are happy with simple gifts, i.e. toy mice, rubber balls, etc.
- Cats never complain about the gifts you get them
- Cats don't care if you're romantically challenged
Copyright © Mark Rosengarten
February 29, 2000