• Cats keep their opinions to themselves

• Cats don't mind if you live with your mother

• Cats never question how much you're eating or how fat you are

• Cats never use up the credit card on clothing and jewelry.

• Cats understand the importance of beauty sleep

• Cats don't criticize the job you have

• Cats always look good first thing in the morning

• One good purr can be worth a thousand words

• Cats don't complain when you get a bad haircut

• Cats are happy with simple gifts, i.e. toy mice, rubber balls, etc.

• Cats never complain about the gifts you get them

• Cats don't care if you're romantically challenged

Copyright © Mark Rosengarten
February 29, 2000