Hello! Pretty Puss! Come out and eat!
I know you’re here. I heard your feet
Patter the floor as I came in.
Don’t be shy! I’m a friendly sort and
I love cats. But I hadn’t planned
On dedicating my day to your whims.
You were perfectly friendly the other day
When your owner was here and we outlined the way
I was to make my visits and put out food
And water and scoop the litter
And play a bit—make a feather flitter
Or do tug with a towel—what suited your mood.
But now, you haven’t vanished under the bed.
Are you protruding from the couch instead?
No….Just one of those toys with a tail.
I listen carefully in the perfect silence.
Just me and a cat with the demon talent
To see my day’s schedule derail.
Copyright © 2000 Sandra Landfried
August 7, 2000
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Thanks to Lydia Adamson for the suggestion of this topic.