10. When will my human be cleaning my litterbox?

9. When my human leaves to go out that countertop they told me not to jump up on is all mine.

8. It's time to go to the vet already. I don't want to go.

7. Maybe if my human falls asleep then I can get the rest of the food they're eating.

6. Oh, come on don't read or watch TV... it's time to play.

5. You're getting sleepy, sleepy, sleepy...

4. It's time to play not go to sleep.

3. I love my human but maybe if I snuggle, purr and really lay on the charm they'll give me some of that food they're eating.

2. I'm royalty for Pete's sake, now go turn on the water faucet for me as I wish to get a drink of water.

1. Boy, that really looks good what you're eating. Want to trade for what's in my bowl?

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January 15, 1999