Maggie waggie, cutie pie,
Smoogie woogie, coodgie kie.
Honey buncher, snoogie poo,
What a sweetie woogie woo.
Talk to Mummy, say hello.
Mummy's snoogies, poogie pow.
What been happening to you today?
Come tell Mummy. don't walk away!
Well bugger you then, off you go.
When you want dinnies, then you'll show.
Oh coming back to talk to Mummy.
Give Mum a cuddle, I'll rub 'ems tummy.
Feeling hundry? Want some dinnies?
Wait a minnies, here's the tinnies.
Pil in ass? Is sea cocks good?
Or beef and rab for Mummy's pud?
Wait on darlie, here it comes.
Mummy's little swetie bums.
Snoogie woogie pigeon pie.
Mummy's cutie coodie kie.
Definitions:-
Mummy = Me/You
Maggie = The Cat
Pil in Ass = Pilchards in Aspic cat food
Beef & Rab = Beef & Rabbit Casserole
Sea Cocks = Seafood Cocktail
The Rest - ? (Ask Maggie).
