I recently received this letter from my cat:

“Beside or behind in spite of your failings I need you dear one never leave me. Your cat p.s. I would love to catch a mouse when we walk nothing is difficult for this feline who is diligent and capable. Your cat”

Not having realized that he had taught himself to write I was impressed not
only by his talent, but by his expression of his feelings towards me. I replied:

“In front of me you walk faithfully; in my presence don't be afraid, you hold my affection beloved Diamond. p.s. To hunt and catch birds in the garden forbidden most definitely beloved Diamond.”

I then received a letter in which the cat had cleverly combined
his first letter and my response, thereby giving him the last word:

Beside	In front of me
or behind	you walk faithfully;
in spite of your failings	in my presence
I need you	don't be afraid
dear one	you hold my affection
Never leave me. Your	beloved
cat	Diamond.
p.s.	p.s.
I would love	To hunt
to catch a mouse	and catch birds
when we walk	in the garden
nothing	forbidden
is difficult for this feline who is	most definitely
diligent and capable. Your	beloved
cat	Diamond.