PREY101: Prey—A Conceptual Overview ("What Is and What Is Not A Mouse")
PREY202: Power Cords: Prey or Peril? (Prerequisite: PREY101)
PREY306: Edibility: Why It Doesn’t Matter
CATFUN102: Paper or Plastic? Bags That Are Dangerous
CATFUN107: Food For Thought: Biting The Hand That Feeds
CATFUN203: Barfing: Effective Methods/Places
CATFUN216: Yowling As A Means Of Self-Expression
CATFUN306: One Big Litterbox: Getting To The World Outside
CATFUN307: Bringing the Outdoors In: Alive or dead?
CATFUN309: It’s A Damn Good Place For A Nap: When Humans Read
CATFUN317: Just Because It's Bigger Than You Doesn't Mean You Can't Eat It
CATFUN333: Toilets: Not Just Fresh Drinking Water!
CATFUN409: The "Claws and Effect" of Denim, Wool, Silk, and Cotton
SELFDEF101: Crucial Signs That You're Going To The Vet

Course Outline: - What The Vet Does - Best Biting Methods - What The Thermometer Does - How To Remove Chunks Of Flesh - What The Needle Does - Clawing Eyes: A Last Resort - Why S-P-A-Y Is A Four Letter Word - Self Defense Using Urine

SELFDEF103: Car Travel: Thinking Outside The Box
SELFDEF210: Closet Hiding: What To Do When The Door Slams Shut
SELFDEF225: Mirrors Must Die! Reflections On That "Other" Cat
SELFDEF336: Carnivores In The Home: An Introduction to Vacuum Cleaners
SELFDEF401: Bath time: Next To Godliness Is Shredded Skin
SELFDEF502: Understanding Declawing: Compromise and Consideration
HUMFUN101: Keeping Your Human Fit And Alert

Modules: - Plants I & II - Curtains I & II - Glass Objects on Shelves I - Feet, Hands and Dangling Flesh I-IV

HUMFUN201: Avoiding Disciplinary Retaliation: If No One's Home, Will They Know?
HUMFUN205: Humans On Computers: Keyboarding For Cats (CTL-ALT-DELETE)
HUMFUN230: Sleeping With The Humans: Blanket-Killing As Sport & Entertainment
HUMFUN232: Sleeping With The Humans: How to Get More Than Your Allocated Share of Bedspace
HUMFUN270: Climbing Humans: How To Recognize Bare Skin
HUMFUN477: When KittyPoo Means You: Responding To Infantile Conversation
HUMFUN505: Instinct and Insanity: An Overview of Human Behaviour

Copyright © Laura Wigboldus, September 11, 1999
& Copyright © Jan Russell, May 9, 2001