AILUROPHILE ENTERPRISES "The purrfect family-run communications company" INTERNAL MEMO FROM: Management TO: All staff SUBJECT: E-mail Bob Catt, our office manager, has raised a complaint. It seems that other office staff members have been using his personal e-mail account, bob_catt@hotmail.com, for non-business reasons. He claims that as a result, he now receives a blizzard of junk mail. We have monitored Mr. Catt’s account for a month and agree with his claim. Much of his mail is unsolicited financial advice. Some examples: “Bob Catt, Bad Credit Loans Made Simple!” “Bob Catt, Need A Home Loan?” “Bob Catt, Raise Your Credit Score Quickly!” “Bob Catt, Tired Of Wasting Money, Time and Effort On ‘Go Nowhere’ Business Opportunities?” (this one seems to be a direct insult of Ailurophile Enterprises). Much of the spam is wildly inappropriate, because the senders do not realize that Bob is a feline. An example: “Bob Catt, Stop Smoking in only 7 Days!” (Cats do not smoke.) Other spam he has received relates to his private life: “Bob Catt, Attract The Opposite Sex!” “Hi Bob Catt - Once You Had A Spanish Chick You Will Never Go Back!” This junk mail definitely does not apply to Mr Catt, because he has been neutered. In fact, he is convinced that another message he received was sent as a bad joke: “Bob Catt Grow your Penis safely and naturally!” Therefore, members of the office staff are forbidden to use Mr. Catt’s e-mail for anything but Ailurophile Enterprises business. Anyone who does so will have his or her catnip privileges revoked. Management AILUROPHILE ENTERPRISES "The Purrfect Communications Company" Proprietor: Bob Catt Office Associate: Martha Catt Office Associate: Emily Catt Office Intern: Stuffy Catt

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January 28, 2003