Ever seen a cat explosion? Funniest darn thing you will ever see. Ok...not cats actually exploding...but...

10 cats gathered at their food bowls enjoying their fancy feast (They eat better than I do), and suddenly...

One of the magnetic notepad thingy's falls off the fridge and clatters to the floor near them. Makes a pretty big noise.

Ten cats simultaneously leap from thier present positions seemingly with no effort or preparation... "like they were pulled into the air by some unforeseen force".

To at least 3-5 feet into the air....

Then they all come crashing down to the floor, most of them on top of their food bowls and then the real fun begins....

As they are falling to the floor their legs begin what I like to call the "cartoon run". Legs going like crazy before they hit the floor.

Of course Mom just waxed the floor and their efforts to "run like the wind" are futile. All they managed to do was sling Fancy Feast all over the floor, cabinets, fridge, and each other.

Ten cats in unison all trying to go different directions at 150mph while flinging Fancy Feast and food bowls in every direction.

Then when they do get their traction they run into each other.

Hissing, spitting, and more leaping.... 'til finally not a cat in sight. Found most of them under the bed... you know... that special place of safety they all like to go to... bathing the food off of them of course.

Kitchen looks like a war zone.

I laughed so hard my sides hurt.

They ate crunchies that night.

Better than Jim Carrey foaming at the mouth.

Better than listening to W make a fool of himself trying to speak.

Better than anything you can find on TV.

When cable goes out just TURN ON THE CATS!

I would give anything to have had a video of them doing this.

Copyright © Ken Loyless
July 1, 2003

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