"Mommy! Pleeeease give me some food! I'm SO hungry! I'm STARVING! I'll never make it! I don't know what I'm going to do! Help me please!"

"But honey, I just gave you a whole can of food. Salmon dinner! See! Its right here! And you've still got a whole plate of dry food here. What's the matter darlin'?"

"OhgodOhgodOhgod, I'll never make it! Please Mommy, I'm starving! I don't know what to do! My tummy is growling soooooo loud now! I need some food!"

"Babydoll, its right here! Nice salmon dinner!"

"Nooooooo! I can't eat THAT!"

"But you gobbled it up just the other day! You wanted more!"

"Mommy, please help me! I'm starving!"

"I thought you liked this one, you ate it just fine last week."

"OhgodOhgodOhgod, that was LAST week! Its NOT food THIS week! I could not eat that! Its like cardboard! Please help me mommy! I'm starving!"

"Look honey, its nice and creamy and chunky, just the way you like it - and like I said, heres your whole big plate of dry food. You're not going to starve. Really!"

"But I want something GOOD!"

"Oh I see, you're not in the mood for this just now. Well, you'll just have to make do until the next meal hon."

"Noooooooooooooooo! How can you be so cruel! You can't just let me starve! I don't know what I'm gonna do! Please help me Mommy! You want me to eat better don't you!?!?"

*Sigh* "Okay sweetie, there you go, you've tugged at my guilt strings now. And it works. Okay, let me see what else we have up here. *rustles around in cabinet* "Okay, how about oceanfish dinner with chunks?"

"Oh yes Mommy! You're the best! Oh ThankyouThankyouThankyou! Oh can't you get it on the plate any quicker!?!?! Oh PleasePleasePleasePlease!"

"Here you are darling. Does this one meet with your approval? I hope you like it. Remember, we aim to serve here at CatCafe."

"MurphleGobbleChewYumChompChomp"

Copyright © Susan F.
April 22, 2006