The beautiful girl-kitty, Chloe.
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Flippy wrote: From Pam Shirk to Flippy - August 27, 2001 Great pictures. She is so tiny. Pine Cone (PC) wasn't that small when he found us. By the way, the vet guestimates PC at 20 weeks old, so our 12 week guess about his age when he found us was about right. PC says that he's in love and Chloe is the girl of his dreams. From Flippy to Pam Shirk - August 27, 2001 LOL Pam!! Perhaps there will be a long-distance internet relationship between PC & Chloe... after all, they have so much in common -- they are both a terror when they are awake!! From Pam Shirk to Flippy - August 28, 2001 PC says that he's a terror even when he's asleep. He sends his regards to the beautiful Chloe, and says that he purrs whenever he thinks about her and that he purrs all the time. I didn't know the little bugger was such a romantic.
Flippy wrote: From Pam Shirk to Flippy - August 29, 2001 It depends on one's idea of heaven. PC was fascinated by the pictures of Chloe and tried to climb into the monitor when I played her squeaks for him. I think he decided then and there that she is his dream girl. He says that she's calling his name, even though she didn't know he existed at that time. It's a good thing they're both de-sexed, or we'd have hooli-kittens running all over the place. From Pine Cone to Chloe - September 7, 2001 I'm so pleased to hear from my most beautiful feline friend. I am happy to read your emails and have made my hoomin write back for me. She's stupid, but one can't get good help nowadays. She even named me Pine Cone, rather than a real name like Buster, or Neville, or even Bob. Meowmie says that you're almost as wild as I am. Does that mean that you get yelled at too whenever you jump on the 'puter? Meowmie says that I deleted one of her newsgroups and she had to get it back. I think she's just being silly. How are you doing at training your hoomins to give you the wonderful foods? Meowmie will give me stuff when I think really hard at her, but Purrpa won't give me anything. He says that I am gassy enough. Purrpa is so funny. I have to go, Meowmie is starting to understand that I'm making her type for me and is getting restless.
All my best to the most beautiful lady kitty in the universe,
Flippy wrote: From Pine Cone to Chloe - October 10, 2001 Ah, a girl after my own heart. Miss Chloe, will you share my window ledge someday? we can bat at flies together, watch the birds at the feeders and the squirrels running across the lawn as they take the food from the birds. Meowmie makes sure that we have plenty to watch when she's not home. I am also the great fly exterminator. There is no fly that gets past me. Meowmie says that I'm also death on lamps and has put her cat lamp where I can't even sniff it. It's a nasty looking thing, it doesn't even smell like a cat and it's color is all wrong. Meowmie says that she has to put up all the cat stuff just to keep one or two to look at. Purrpaw says that Meowmie has plenty of cat stuff anyway and breaking one or two won't hurt. I like my Purrpaw. --- Pine Cone (the great fly and spider hunter)
Pam Shirk wrote: From Chloe to Pine Cone - November 14, 2001 My PC you are too sweet for a tomcat. Our friendship has been fantastic and I could not have other purries interrupt our friendship. My meowmie always tells me to be very loyal to our Kat Kind. Yes, I am very honoured to share the seat with you at the bedroom window with head butts.
Purrssssss! Wink! From Pine Cone to Chloe - February 6, 2002 My Dear Sweet Chloe, I'm sorry I couldn't get Meowmie to write before, but she's been very un-cooperative. Worse, she has brought a lot of trouble to us all. A while ago, she brought in two cats. (Writer's note: Rob brought them in, not me. But I'm going to get blamed for it.) One of them didn't belong here, and we all knew it. The other one suddenly got fat and made kittens come out. Penelope Marie (they giggle when they call her that) wouldn't let me near the kittens. She HISSED at me and told me I was a bad influence and she wanted to get her kittens raised properly and living in good homes. I got to play with them a couple of times. They were fun, though they were a lot smaller than your's truly. Penny Hisspit at me and swatted me any way and took them away from me. She chased me away from them and called me a bad boy. She was so unfair. She even let QC help take care of them, and Berfert and Merlin each took one under their care and were teaching all sorts of great things that they never bothered to teach me. I'd have liked Berfert to teach me how to hunt greeblings, or Merlin help me learn how to shape a paper bag, but they made me learn on my own. They finally took the kittens away, along with Penny, but then brought Penny back a couple of days later. Then we all had to go see this BAD MAN that made us hurt and groped on us. Meowmie calls him the cat doctor. Tanada told me that he's TED, The Evil Doctor. Meowmie took us back again and he poked us with more pointy things. He said that I was active and getting a little chubby. I'm NOT chubby. Not like Merlin, anyway. Meowmie said something about us all needing to go on a Di-ate, whatever that is. The nice ladies at TEDs said I'm cute and tickled my chin. I like the girl TEDs at my other place better, but the nice ladies are nicer here. Meowmie said that you can tell a lot about a TED by the people they have working for them. If that's true, Meowmie's right, he's a really GOOD TED. Meowmie has been busy being bad. She made white stuff come down and has been playing with the temperatures again. She made it really cold, then summer hot, and now she's made it really cold again. She also made our Paw disappear for a long time. We thought we'd never get him back. We worked hard at it, and made her return him. She thought we wouldn't notice that he was gone. HA! We knew. She was so sneaky, but we were on to her. I have decided that the younger female, the one they call Mandy, is more fun than the rest of them and have become her student. Besides the rest of them have personal owners anyway. Tanada prefers Paw, QC loves everyone, Merlin has Jason, Berfert has Mike, and Penelope has taken Meowmie under her care. I have taken on the hardest of the humans to raise. I think the mothership will be proud of me. I heard Meowmie tell Paw that you have moved into a new home with your Meowmie, Auntie Flippy, and the two old cats. I hope that this is a better house than the last one. Sometimes they don't look into our comfort when they choose a new house. Do you have plenty of windows to look out of? Are there a lot of birds and furry ones to watch? Do you have to share the windows with the old cats? I have to share my windows with them, but I've found that I can get them to leave by sitting on them or sniffing their tails. Do you have plenty of climbing places? Do you miss me as much as I miss you? I would like to be able to share a bowl of tuna fish with you while watching the squirrels in the back yard. Meowmie says that they are starting their silly season when they get married and become parents. Silly Meowmie, squirrels don't get married.
Missing you, From Chloe to Pine Cone - February 17, 2002 Hello my PC - Purring and head butting you underneath your chin. Mama Flippy had passed on a message for me to read and she was so excited reading it before. Of course I stopped and think how she read it first because I normally hang out on top of the monster screen. Mama Flippy says it's the monitor and I think it's some sort of ridiculous invention. Fish are far more in advanced than that with fast movement. PC, we could watch the new fishy on top of the coffee table. We do have heaps of windows around the house but I tend to sit on top of the black couch looking at front of the house. I see some silly fast cars and hoomans too, well they look silly coz they think I'm a statue of some sort of ornament. Funny ayy! Your email is fantastic, couldn't believe I finished reading it all. I think I got my mama Mia's gene or something. We both don't like to read much, but we love pictures. [*lays flat on the belly side*] Love all the things you have written you sound very busy up there or down there. There isn't much squirrels here but I sure love the view from the roof top. Recently I discovered how to get up there and I feel so high up - I get scared coming down. Of course my two Meowies tries to help me and boy, they look really funny looking down at them. I was stuck up there for quite sometime and I manage to come down myself. Hoomans don't have a clue on how to get their furbabies down. Of course us furbabies play them around and we want them to think they can help. Nuhhhhh we just want to go for a ride. [*giggles*] Hey PC, don't worry if our Meowmies or hoomans thinks you are chubby. I'm sure you are just healthy and with me I try to put on weight but it don't seem to work. My Meowmie thinks I'm just way too active which is why I don't come chubby. Lately I notice my belly is a lil too heavy...... hmmmmmm Anyway I better get going mama Flippy will tell me off staying on her account too long. Good to hear from you and stay out of trouble. [*grin*]
Always, From Pine Cone to Chloe - March 5, 2002 A Letter To My Lovely Furr Friend from Pine Cone, Esq. My Dear Sweet Chloe, Meowmy found your letter to me on your Meowmy Flippy's web site this morning, and I had to write back as soon as I could. I swatted her on the legs first to let her know that she's not supposed to lose emails from you any more. BAD Meowmy. I'm glad that you like your new home, and that it has lots of places to climb and windows to look out of. None of us like to look out of our front windows much, as there aren't many new people or things out there yet. I'm told it should become more active as spring gets here and the geese come back to live. I asked Berfert why they just couldn't go bring a spring back, and he told me not to be stupid. He's mean sometimes. Do you play much with the old cats at your house? I chase Tanada a lot. I sometimes can get Merlin to play chase, but he's so fat that running makes his tummy sway and hit walls. Meowmy says that making fun of Merlin isn't nice, but she giggles at his swaying tummy too. Berfert is strange, he doesn't like to play, he takes his job of protecting Meowmy and Paw from their socks seriously. He says that they call them 'nakies and we might as well humor them. Penelope Marie plays with me the most, but she's been clinging to Meowmie a lot lately. Meowmie says that she might be missing the kittens a bit. I don't know, but I think she's missing those boy kitties that were hanging around here more. Penny is strange, sometimes she plays and sometimes she is too busy and tells me to leave. Meowmy says that your Meowmy Flippy has hurt her hand. I'm sorry about that, especially if it means that she can't scritch you as much as your beautifulness deserves. Meowmy also has some pictures of me to send you, but can't find your new address. She told me to ask you to have your meowmy send it to her. But don't let your meowmy use her hurt hand too much. She has to get better so that she can give you the scritches your loveliness deserves. Meowmy tells me that your seasons are backwards of ours. Does this mean that you put pepper on your food instead of salt? Do cats over there put seasons on their food? Is it better that way? Meowmy lets us lick the plates after they eat sometimes and I really like some of the seasons she uses, especially the beef ones. I have to fight Tanada for the chance to eat spaghetti though. Tanada loves stuff with tomato in it. Do you like any people foods? Do your meowmies (you're so lucky having two of them) let you eat human foods? I love to eat lots of human foods, but Meowmy and Paw say it makes me gassy and they don't want to have to move out of their own house. As if it were theirs, it's ours and we LET them live here. --- Pine Cone Esq. PS: I'd sit on the back fence and sing to you any time you'd like. From Chloe to Pine Cone - March 22, 2002 G'day from down under, my good mate PC you are wonderful with everything. Can't believe how fortunate we are with our Meowmies and greatful them staying at our kat house. Of course the hoomans only knows they are here to serve us and not to conquerour kat world. They know who would win the kat fight on that. My Meowmie came home with a great news and mentioned several times with this monstrosity kat condo. Who would name such a thing like that! I love my scratches but my Meowmie hasn't been too good with me as I scratch them without respect. PC, I have been far too naughty with my Meowmies. Can't explain why I am so different with the other two fluffy's I share home with. I just like my own way and my Meowmie don't seem to understand that I'm a different breed. Imagine this PC, two statue just don't move for the whole day lounging around, and looking cute. Of course everyone who comes in they'll automatic think they're just statues. Whereas for me I definately aren't like that, I as Chloe make a grand opening using my pads for brakes. Of course my meowmie thinks that's funny when I brake on the wooded floors. I rarely hang out with the fluffy's and I like my own space. Sleeping on top of Meowmie flippy I have taken over the pillow. Each night I creep on top of the pillow looking cute, I know Meowmie Flippy would get sucked in for it. "Ohhh Chloe is so cute I'll give you more room to sleep around my head". My other Meowmie she moves around too much and at times I stare at her while she's sleeping. One night meowmie got a fright from me in the dark. Can't complain I rule the beds and I am the boss of the slave fluffy's!!!!!!! My PC, how is up there and your Meowmies? I let you to it and we will keep in touch. Chloe-cat (Boss of the Statue Cats!) From Pine Cone to Chloe - March 26, 2002 My Dearest Chloe, I understand what you mean about the other cats being a different breed of cat, so to say. My Meowmie says that I can't let anything be alone. I only knocked a few of her plants over. Well, she only had a few that I could reach, the rest are hanging out of my way. I try to get to them though. I run through the house and Meowmie and Paw laugh because I dig my claws into the carpet for traction. As if it weren't necessary. The other cats don't do anything like that, so I just have fun with them since they won't do anything interesting on their own. I figure that I might as well have fun, since I never know when I'm going to get in trouble, just that I am. Meowmie showed me a web page about bad kittys annomouse, whatever that means. I'm not a bad cat, so I wrote them and tole them so. They say I'm in denial. They want a picture of me so that they can put it with my letter. Meowmie says that it is so they can say "Don't let this happen to you." I think she's trying to be funny, but not doing very well. Meowmie couldn't write to me for a while as she hurt her arm. She cried because I purred for it to get better. As if I want her hurting. She can't give me scritches if she has a hard shell on her arm. She's a funny Meowmie sometimes. Paw said that it was nice of me to care about Meowmie. I let him think that was why I purred. Meowmie says that you got your very own CAT CONDO. You are such a furry lucky kitty. Do you have to share it with the statue cats? I'd have to share one if I got it. Meowmie says that she wants to get us one, but it has to be really big. I tole her to get us one as soon as she can. I don't think she listened to me. Meowmie says that they won't be going away this year on vacation. That is why I purred. I hate it when they leave us here and have strange people come in and feed us. They never make sure that I get plenty of crunchies. Meowmie is lacking in a lot of ways, but she makes sure I get plenty of crunchies. I think that's why we keep her.
Purrs and snuggles to my sweetest Chloe, From Chloe to Pine Cone - March 30, 2002 My dearest PC, It's bizaar how we come in all sort of different heights, weight, colors and meowmies. I'm starting to knock a lot of meowmies objects around but really they should know better not to put anything to distract my eyes around the house. Of course that's our job to entertain our meowmies, they still never learn after all these years. Typical!! The new house we're renting don't have any carpets so this means I have to use more of my pad brakes around the house. Love it when I play ball and my two meowmies loves it when I entertain and hearing my pads scraping on the hard floor. Really it hurts at times but if it looks cute I'll keep playing for entertainment. Our meowmies are very easily fooled. Shhh don't tell 'em that! *Kat grin* I totally agree with you on that PC, having fun is the most exciting thing to do. We just play til we drop and have nice long kitty nap, then we start all over again. I love my naps with meowmie Flippy - I always sleep on top of her head, shaped like a crown. Of course she's my favourite to sleep with. My other meowmie Mia, hmmm, well she moves around too much and I get knocked at times. You know what I do when people moves around too much *&(%^^#$ attack, then I get in trouble by meowmie. Ahh well! I love being still in bed and meowmie Flippy can actually not move the whole night. Don't know how she does it. PC, don't send them your pictures on the website coz it'll never be the same again. Don't trust other meowmies with your pictures, you never know what they can do with our cute pictures. We have a reputations to hold around here. Don't get fooled with them trust me. I heard there's like Kat files (X-files) at this far away place. Haven't able to get more information around yet. Sorry to hear about your meowmie hurting herself. My meowmie says to take care of her at all times coz we need them PC. Who would feed us if they are not around? Hard shell..... hmmmm never seen one of those around. Sounds weird! Don't worry she'll get better soon and she'll give make up the lost times for you. You'll be in scritchy heaven! As for me I don't like scritches that much I'm just more of alone kat. Don't know why I freak out at times when there's too much cuddles with my meowmie. PC, sooner or later your meowmie will get you a kat condo. Statues had waited for 8 years to get a kat condo. Meowmie Flippy couldn't wait any longer till they went to Queenslands few weeks ago and meowmie Mia had notice a good surprise for meowmie Flippy. Of course she went all excited about it as I was getting told about the story. Kat condo is one of the best kitty toys introduced to us kitties. I play around it most of the time and Romeo was scared at first but of course as a "copy kat" he couldn't resist following Juliet around. I love catching statues while they're inside the cubby hole. Reminds me of kat fishing but it's better with statues. They are more slower than I am and boring. If you know what I mean! Sorry to hear your meowmies aren't going on their vacation. PC, I can understand it's a little too much for us getting looked after by someone else and not doing things right the way we want them. Sometimes we just have to settle what we have PC and enjoy them, because I learnt one thing is that to appreciate as we grow old. I was little sad when meowmies took me to the vet, but I know they are only doing the right thing by checking up on my left eye. Which I don't know why it started going all cloudy. Hoomans helped me out and saved me from loosing my eye sight. That's beside the point of my story as we were leaving I met one of the other kats. Found out it was his last day of living, saw a lump on the paw which was a tumor. Of course that was not a good thing and the pussy kat was going to take a sleeping food. I farewell the pussy kat to kat heaven where all kats should go. Sad..... My meowmies weren't happy also and they both gave farewell to the pussy kat. Take care for me my pc and tell meowmie to get better so you can get your scritches. Purrs heaps for us and we will speak to you soon.
Hugs from all of us Aussie Klan From Pine Cone to Chloe - April 3, 2002 My Dearest Chloe, I finally got Meowmie to write you back. She's been either laying in bed a lot or gone. She says that it's no fun answering the phone when she might get calls from bad people. I don't know what she means. Meowmie has a new hard shell house on wheels. She calls it a VAN. I don't know what it is, but it sounds different than the one she used to have. She says that it died. I wonder if there is a Rainbow Bridge for vans. Penelope says hi to you. She wanted Meowmie to write a letter from her too, but I said no, you're my purr friend and she can send greetings, but I get to send the emails. Penny says I'm not fair, but I don't care. There are birds coming back to our yard, Chloe, even some that are huge. There's this big red one that scared me as it flew at the window and almost hit it. Meowmie says that Cardinals are stupid. The little birds are being chased from the feeders by the big ones and Meowmie made Mrike put seed on the ground for them. Everyone is home right now. I don't know what to do with them all. I try to play with them, but they're busy doing other stuff. They also get mad if I jump on the table while they're playing games and stuff. I don't know why, its only paper and little square plastic things. Those are fun to play with, but Mrandy gets mad when I pick up her little square thing and leave with it. Meowmie and Paw think I'm funny. What do your meowmie's do for fun? Mine don't do much, but read and play games. I do things to have fun with them. Take care of yourself and the statue cats and have fun. It's the most important thing any cat can do. ---Pine Cone Esq. From Pine Cone to Chloe - October 19, 2008
Pam S. wrote: My dearest Chloe, I love you and always will, but now I have a problem. I've told you that I'll accept whatever decision you decide to make about our relationship. I am quite willing to be pawfasted with you, since marriage isn't an option. I remember writing and telling you this but never got a reply from you. Due to the fat wench's big mouth, everyone knows about our relationship, or lack thereof. Last week I got an email from a pretty little black girlcat named Licorice, in New Hampshire. She says that you're fickle and that I deserve better. In short, she wants me to become her wink wink. I wrote back that I love you and am faithful to you and your memory. She wrote back that she wants to be my girlfriend and that I deserve better than what you've put me through. I still love you, and have told this Licorice girl this. But, I need to know, Do you still love me? Do you want to be free of our relationship? Is there another Tom in your life? Please let me know where we stand.
Your wink wink (hopefully), From Chloe to Pine Cone - October 19, 2008
Flippy wrote: Dearest Pine Cone, I received your recent message, and I sent a reply. Perhaps my Secretary hasn't sent it yet? Or perhaps you did receive the reply, but your Secretary hasn't given it to you yet? To answer your question, no, there is no other Tom in my life at the moment. How could there be? I wouldn't have time! I have been very busy inspecting and supervising the big MOVE that my slaves are getting ready to make. They have boxes everywhere, and I have to make sure that there are no greeblings or other undesirables in the boxes when they are moved. As for the new house, well, all I can say is that I hope there is lots of new space for me to explore, and lots of new grass for me to eat and then vomit. PC, of course I want to be your wink-wink. But that doesn't mean that we have to get married, does it? Would you ever be happy with a long-distance relationship? The girl-cat Licorice must be a very smooth meower. I must say though, I do find it hard to imagine that her fur is softer or sleeker than mine is. Well Pine Cone, if you haven't already worked it out, I am *very* fond of you, and hope that you can accept a long-distance relationship. If not, I will understand completely if you want Licorice to be your new girlfriend. After all, she may not be MY taste, but she IS after all a member of the superior feline species.
Meows & purrs, From Pine Cone to Chloe - October 19, 2008 I am purring with joy. I'll accept a long distance relationship, or any other kind of relationship you desire. Licorice can find a different boycat to wink wink with.
Meowing and purring at the most beauticious girlcat in the wurld,
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