Meowmie says that you're almost as wild as I am. Does that mean that
you get yelled at too whenever you jump on the 'puter? Meowmie says that I
deleted one of her newsgroups and she had to get it back. I think
she's just being silly.

How are you doing at training your hoomins to give you the wonderful
foods? Meowmie will give me stuff when I think really hard at her, but
Purrpa won't give me anything. He says that I am gassy enough.
Purrpa is so funny.

I have to go, Meowmie is starting to understand that I'm making her type
for me and is getting restless. All my best to the most beautiful lady
kitty in the universe,