PINE CONE FLIPS FOR CHLOE!

From Pine Cone to Chloe:
March 26, 2002

My Dearest Chloe,

I understand what you mean about the other cats being a different breed of cat, so to say. My Meowmie says that I can't let anything be alone. I only knocked a few of her plants over. Well, she only had a few that I could reach, the rest are hanging out of my way. I try to get to them though. I run through the house and Meowmie and Paw laugh because I dig my claws into the carpet for traction. As if it weren't necessary.

The other cats don't do anything like that, so I just have fun with them since they won't do anything interesting on their own. I figure that I might as well have fun, since I never know when I'm going to get in trouble, just that I am.

Meowmie showed me a web page about bad kittys annomouse, whatever that means. I'm not a bad cat, so I wrote them and tole them so. They say I'm in denial. They want a picture of me so that they can put it with my letter. Meowmie says that it is so they can say "Don't let this happen to you." I think she's trying to be funny, but not doing very well.

Meowmie couldn't write to me for a while as she hurt her arm. She cried because I purred for it to get better. As if I want her hurting. She can't give me scritches if she has a hard shell on her arm. She's a funny Meowmie sometimes. Paw said that it was nice of me to care about Meowmie. I let him think that was why I purred.

Meowmie says that you got your very own CAT CONDO. You are such a furry lucky kitty. Do you have to share it with the statue cats? I'd have to share one if I got it. Meowmie says that she wants to get us one, but it has to be really big. I tole her to get us one as soon as she can. I don't think she listened to me.

Meowmie says that they won't be going away this year on vacation. That is why I purred. I hate it when they leave us here and have strange people come in and feed us. They never make sure that I get plenty of crunchies. Meowmie is lacking in a lot of ways, but she makes sure I get plenty of crunchies. I think that's why we keep her.

Purrs and snuggles to my sweetest Chloe,

Pine Cone Esq.


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