For free: One DLH, black, quite beautiful - and knows it. Must go to someone who will never refuse to give him canned food and doesn't mind if all surface areas are continually stripped of surface items. He is good natured and quite playful. His favorite play time is 3:00AM. He enjoys sewing - particularly cutting out pattern paper before it is put to the material. Has an attitude of entitlement. Household with other cats would be okay - he is not insecure about where he will end up in the pecking order. Requires as much one on one contact as is physically possible at all times of day except when being fed canned food - which must be the ground up kind - no slices, no flakes, no cubes.

Other hobbies: typing on computer, pushing buttons on answering machine, chasing algae eater around fish tank, bird watching, reading books, barbecuing chicken, and laundry.

Only those who are seriously insane need apply as he is a service animal for psychiatric patient and probably would wonder what to do around someone who was 'normal'.

Will wait as long as necessary to find perfect home - absolutely all requirements must be met before cat will be released.

Copyright © Bridget Baker
(whose tongue so firmly entrenched in her cheek that it is coming out
her ear. But who is also very irritated at said DLH black fur ball.)
May 2, 2001