Flippy's Cat Page - Cat Philes - The Cat Ascendant

CAT PHILES

The Cat Ascendant

Fount of Flying Fur
(Set to the tune of "You Better Watch Out")

You better watch out!
Just avoid that suit!
The color's quite dark,
And Root-e-toot-toot!

The fount of flying fur here is found!
Dah! Da-dat-dat-dat!

The hairs are white!
The contrasts good!
Can’t avoid that hair
For no one could--
The fount of flying fur here is found!

For...He...Sheds while you are sleeping.
He sheds when you're awake.
There’s hair on every surface.
And scattered in his wake.

So...He cozies up.
He rubs you around.
He’s left his mark
As you leave for town-
The fount of flying fur here was found!