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Thought you'd enjoy this excerpt from my LiveJournal....Aim (aimgrrrl) wrote, @ 2002-11-02 11:05:00
Current mood: cheerful
Current music: Leather Song - Aim does WeezerFor Sam, Calvin and Toby
This little ditty I was singing the other night to my bad bad bad kitties as they were attempting to sharpen claws on mommy's leather jacket before I busted them......
Apologies to Weezer.
If you want to destroy my leather
Extend your claws and then scratch away
Just scratch away!
Watch it shred it will soon be totalled!
Lying on the floor, lying on the floor!
It's come apart.
If you want to destroy my leather. Woah woah a woah.
Hate to see it lying there, all completely trashed
Leather on the floor!
Bad kitties in the house!
Kitties will be punished!starrynytes4me wrote @ 2002-11-02 17:31
*giggles* Bad kitties!
aimgrrrl wrote @ 2002-11-02 20:27
Yes, they are VERY bad! Calvin is the ringleader of the kitty motorcycle gang. They are their own little chapter of the Hell's Angels, you know. The Furrbutt Earcurl Avondale 3.
They need their own little leather jackets and chaps. I think that is what they were doing with my jacket. Using claws to cut out patterns for their own jackets.
When their choppers arrive, (I knew I saw a charge from the Harley shop on my card! It was a custom order!!!) Toby will ride in the sidecar because he is not coordinated enough to drive his own bike. Sam will amass all the speeding tickets, but will be caught every time, and Calvin will get the reckless driving and evading arrest warrants. Toby will hide when the cops approach the car, but Calvin will get him in trouble anyway by mouthing off and telling em it was Toby who called the cop a "ROWR!" as he walked away.
Copyright © Aim
November 3, 2002
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