- Stop and stare at small noises for no apparent reason.
- Approach well know articles of clothing with a fully fluffed tail.
- When a mouse actually appears, completely ignore it.
- Wait until other household member is sick of hearing mouse noises and sets trap.
- Keep a close eye on trap.
- When trap successfully does its job, proudly trot through house with mouse (and trap) in mouth. If early morning, deposit it in middle of bed.
- Yell bloody murder when mouse is taken away and thrown outside. (Other neighborhood cats will take credit!!!)
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