There is an oldies song called "If I Ruled The World" which is about how the singer would change the world to make it better. Someone made a mention of cats ruling the world and I thought it would be interesting to see how furballs will change the world to make it a better place for our feline masters.

If Cats Ruled The World...

1. There would be milk and mice vending machines. The mice would be released at irregular intervals to make life more interesting.

2. Every window would have a comfortable perch so that the owners could get enough sun, and every house would have lots of windows.

3. All computer mice would be shaped like mice.

4. Cat fur would be a luxury item to be worn proudly.

5. Furniture would be designed to be used by the owners.

6. All houses would come with built-in cat condos.

7. Cat food would come in more natural flavors like squirrel, bird, mouse, and shrew.

8. TV would feature all cat TV with lots of fish, birds, and other cats to watch.

9. Humans would have to keep pounce treats and cat nip with them at all times.

10. Every cat would have a home.

Copyright © Pam Shirk
July 23, 2001