I think this is a bit of the cattiness they would express...

DAY 1:

Reina: "AARRRGGHH!! Hairless monsters!!! Hide under bed!"

Tabby: "Run! Run! Run! Find dark place and hide!!"

DAY 2:

Reina: [Still under bed] "Big Hand Alert!! Back up... farther... farther!!!!.... Ohhhh, Tabby!!"

Tabby: "Reina, HELP!" I'm being kittynapped!!! HELP!!" (Tabby disappears with hairless ones.)

DAY 3:

Tabby: "You know, Reina, the hairless ones aren't so bad... they do feed us and talk nice to us... and I've never seen so many toys!"

Reina: "Trust me, they're up to no good! Beware the hairless ones, Tabby!"

DAY 4:

Reina: "Did I just see you letting one of the hairless ones rub YOUR belly? Did I? And were you letting them sleep on OUR bed? Traitor!!"

Tabby: "Well..I...they aren't so bad, Reina. Have they ever tried to hurt you? No! And they do feed us... and that litter box! It's such a palace compared to what we did have!"

Reina: "Hrmph! Litter box indeed!"

DAY 6:

Tabby: "Hmmm... what where you doing with that hairless one, Reina?

Reina: "Err.. ummm... it wasn't like that at all, Tabby.."

Tabby: "Did I actually see you letting her stroke your fur? And did I hear you purring as she picked you up and held you?"

Reina: "Uhhh... ummmm..."

Tabby: "What's the matter, Reina? Cat got your tongue?"

And the saga continues....

Copyright © Roger Hooker
June 8, 2000