Jake and Mina, Jake and Mina
You never saw two cats more clean-a
One is old
One is new
And they both have got their sights on YOU!

Jake and Mina, Jake and Mina
They both eat Hill's dry food for din-a!
One's diabetic
One's so sweet
And they both sleep with me in a heartbeat!

Jake and Mina, Jake and Mina
The two greatest cats you've ever seen-a
Jake's my best friend
Mina's my sweetheart
And from these two I never will part!

Jake and Mina, I'm so keen-a
I love you more than a jelly-beana!
So let's play more
And share a nap
And then you both can share my lap.