A cat went for a job interview at a tuna store. This is the conversation he had with the person:

PERSON: What is your favorite song?

CAT: I want it 'CAT'away by the 'CAT' street boys.

PERSON: What is your life dream?

CAT: Let me see...to be showered in rodents. It would be rather mice!

PERSON: What is your favorite holiday resort?

CAT: That would have to be...the Canary Islands.

PERSON: What is your wish for the world?

CAT: For everyone to have mice personalities towards each other and to be in pleasure, to eat like a bird.

PERSON: What are you best at doing?

CAT: Sleeping.

PERSON: What is your favorite sport?

CAT: Killing anything small that moves a lot.

PERSON: Have you any experience of this job whatsoever? Whether it's eating, activity, musical, etc.

CAT: Erm...yes actually, of all three categories. I've had well over my share of eating tuna. Activity... I've fallen into a fish tank once trying to catch a gold fish. And musical... when I was a kitten I used to play the piano and it once went out of tune. My mother called someone round to fix it. This guy was called Sam-on Riverbed, a famous piano-tuna(tuner). He never got round to fixing that old piano. My own fault, I suppose, why, if I would have waited a few more minutes 'til lunch...

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