CATASTROPHES

A Kitten's Daily Schedule

7:00am - 8:00am Sleep on owner's pillow until she/he takes me down.
8:00am - 9:00am Chase owner's feet and hands until she wakes up.
9:30am - 9:55am Rub owner's legs until she/he trips over me to feed me.
9:55am - 11:00am Eat, sleep and meow to be let out of owner's room.
11:00am - 1:30pm Tease the dog, play peak - a - boo with the dog, and bat the dog's tail until owner tells me to be careful.
1:30pm - 3:00pm Rub owner's legs until she picks me up and gives me "love'ns".
3:00pm - 3:30pm Sleep.
3:30pm - 6:00pm Wander the house and knock all the pillows off of the couch.
7:00pm - 7:10pm Rub owner's leg to get more food and water.
7:15pm - 9:00pm SLEEP!
9:01pm - 10:30pm Rip around the house.
10:30pm - 11:00pm Ask for a kitty treat buy meowing.
11:00pm - 11:15pm Watch owner put on pajamas.
11:15pm - 12:30am Sleep.
12:30am - 3:00am Play with my teaser toy.
3:00am - 5:00am Sleep on owner's bed in my special spot she/he made for me.
6:00am - 7:00am Eat. Sleep my special spot until I go on my owners favorite pillow.
7:00am - 8:00am Sleep on owner's pillow until She/he takes me down.

And each day, It happenes ALL over again!

Copyright © Carly Johnson, 10 years old.
July 12, 2007


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