Roller Poopies - Rules of Play

1. One or more cats and/or kittens may compete.
2. Poopies used must be good and dry and preferably rounded and small in order to roll properly and fit into the various goals.
3. A non-carpeted floor should be used as the playing court.
4. To be played at night, just as humans are about to fall asleep.
5. Object of the game: 250 points to be scored within an 8 hour period of time divided into four 1-hour periods of play interchanged whour periods of rest.

Scoring

1. Retrieval of poopies from the litter pan:
   

   A. Two-paw retrieval	2 points
   B. One-paw retrieval	5 points
   C. Retrieval of inadequate or mushy poopie	-5 points

2. Dribbling poopies
   

   A. Non-stop to within 4 feet of litter pan	3 points
   B. Non-stop across the kitchen floor	5 points
   C. Non-stop from pan, through kitchen and into the living room	7 points
   D. Same as C, done in presence of the owner's dinner guests	10 points

3. Passing of poopies (in air at least 2 seconds)
   

   A. One kitty toss in air	3 points
   B. Completed forward pass	5 points
   C. If poopie shatters on impact	10 points

4. Goals in Roller Poopies
   

   A. Under stove or refrigerator	5 points
   B. Under furniture with 1" clearance	10 points
   C. Dead center of food plate	15 points
   D. Water dish	25 points

5. Bonus points
   

   A. Water dish goals
   1) For every hour before discovery	5 points
   2) If nearly dissolved upon discovery	10 points
   3) If owner gags when dumping	15 points

   B. For placing in 3:00AM path to bathroom
   1) So owner steps on it with bare feet	10 points
   2) If stepped on with fleshy part of arch	15 points

   C. Movement of poopies up the stairs
   1) With mouth (never observed)	5 points
   2) Using paws, 1 step at a time	10 points
   3) On wooden steps between 12:00-6:00 A.M	20 points

   D. Night-time bonus
   1) After lights out	5 points
   2) After 2:00 A.M	10 points
   3) If owner confiscates it, having another one in play within 10 minutes	15 points