• Cats have the simplest of taste - only the best will suffice.

• Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

• Cats are living proof that eating and sleeping all day isn't all bad.

• Cats teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

• Traits we despise in people, we prize as virtues in cats.

• Cats know all the sunny places.

• An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

• A cat's favorite game is: "Hah! Made you look!"

• A cat's worst enemy is a closed door.

• Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

• Cats aren't as dignified as people say they are. (Ever watched a cat clean its privates?)

• Cats are good for dusting high places.

• Cats have fur coats because they look silly in raincoats.

• You don't own your cat. The cat owns you. And the cat owns the house. You just pay the mortgage.

• Cats have their own lives; get on with yours.

• Someone once said: "He who doesn't like cats doesn't like pets smarter than he."