Oh wait, Ari doesn't understand that either so I'll talk like you... just don't tell Ari.

Hi everybody! My English name is Dude and I just wanted to start by saying that whatever Ari has been telling you... only the good stuff is true!

He's the only bad one in my house, he leaves for hours and hours and hours and then thinks he can make everything ok by playing with and feeding me. Then he also does some dumb things also.... he never showed me the cool little house behind the door over the stove thing so I had to explore it myself and then I broke all these clear things and no one was around to clean it up because Ari wasn't around. Sooo... Layla helped me make even more a mess... hehehehe

But I have to admit I've grown to like him, even if he only has 2 legs.

Ari may go away a lot... like almost everyday!!!! But he did introduce me to meeesowwewewemmmm who Ari calls Sweety and I think I've heard him call her Layla also. Layla is really nice. She's my mommy, sister and wrestling playmate.

Layla is the nicest kitty I know. Sometimes when she is grooming and kissing me... it feels soooo good I just can't stand it!!! Its just ecstasy!! Last night I needed Layla to bite me to make sure I hadn't gone over the rainbow bridge, Ari was petting me and Layla was kissing me... Just call me King Dude!!!

Especially for a grown up, Layla is really cool. She claims to have been my mother in a past life... but you know how women are. Next thing Ari will be taking us to that Pet Psychic show.

The other night Ari was watching that box, its called something-vision or TD, TV... something like that...

And my big striped cousins from India were on... I tried to get Layla to watch too but she was too busy kissing Ari.

I get more Layla kiss time so as long as it doesn't interfere... its ok... if she didn't kiss him all the time he might expect me to do that... Layla never takes my food and she lets me share her food, but she usually eats this wet and soft and mushy stuff that I don't like. Also.... I get to eat on the table and she doesn't! HAHA! Ari doesn't even get to use the table, he always eats on his other table... I think he called it a desk. he has this other table which he called a coffee table????? I don't know... I think he means that black weird tasting water... but the table doesn't look like its mad of coffee so I think he's just confused.

Ari kept trying to get me to eat it and I entertained him a little at first, but I'm done with that poo. I like the crunchy stuff!!! It just tastes soooooo good!!!

Talking about good tasting food... Ari eats some really good stuff and he always gives me some. Not that I give him a choice.

Then there are times when he goes away and comes back smelling like food. I need to find out where he gets it... Maybe its from the guy that comes to the door after that weird buzzing noise. I gotta figure out where that stuff comes from.

Ari and I actually have a lot in common and I'm pretty sure he likes me... I think he's almost as strong as I am but I always win when we play. Anyway, he's probably going to come home soon, so I need to get some nap time in before he gets here so that we can play.