Mrrp Juliet!

Thankyou for returning my Meowmy in one peice. She thinks i didn't miss her but she is wrong - I am still punishing her for leaving me! Fancy leaving me with that horrid creature to feed me? Yuk! How is a cat supposed to maintain his dignity when they are fed by one who doesn't worship one's very own footsteps?

Thankyou also for the birdie thing. So far I've eaten two feathers, but its too quick for me to eat it all at one. The drooling smelly thing also likes it but Meomy won't let the smelly creature near it.

The smelly drooly thing missed Meowmy lots and peed on her shoes when she got home. HAHAHA serves her right for keeping the drooly thing.

Well, purrs and headbuts to you & Romeo. Thank your Meowmy for looking after her. She seemed happier when she came back, and so did Paw. Very happy actually after they did that wiggly thing they won't let me watch. Silly humans!

Purrs,

Shmogg

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