> Mrrp Juliet!

Mrrp Shmogg, Juliet here...(swishing tail wildly...)

> Thank you for returning my Meowmy in one piece.

Oh, you're welcome. I liked her very much but when I spotted her I would hide because I didn't want her to know that...

> She thinks i didn't miss her
> but she is wrong - I am still punishing her for leaving me!

Good for you Shmogg. You make her PAY!! I made my Meowmy pay for leaving me for seven weeks last year -- I didn't talk to her for a month when she returned!!

> Fancy leaving
> me with that horrid creature to feed me? Yuk! How is a cat supposed to
> maintain his dignity when they are fed by one who doesn't worship one's
> very own footsteps?

Ohh, the indignity of it all...

> Thank you also for the birdie thing. So far I've eaten two feathers, but its
> too quick for me to eat it all at one.

Oh, I am very glad that you like it. I KNEW you would. You see, I have one similar to it, and it is my favoritist of all favorite toys. I LOVE IT! My Meowmy flicks it around and I chase it and chase it.. sometimes I am too quick and I catch it...

> The drooling smelly thing also likes
> it but Meowmy won't let the smelly creature near it.

Eeeeeeewwwwww!! I don't like drooly smelly things either. We have one of those at home too. But thankfully he stays outside (where he belongs...). Only us kitties are allowed to stay inside. Just like it should be...

> The smelly drooly thing missed Meowmy lots and peed on her shoes when she
> got home. HAHAHA serves her right for keeping the drooly thing.

HEHEHEEEEE.... that'll teach her for having a smelly drooly thing... LOL

> Well, purrs and headbutts to you & Romeo.

And headbutts to you Shmoggy. You know, you are my first CyberCat friend. (but don't get any ideas, I am NOT into kitty cybersex!)

> Thank your Meowmy for looking after her.

Ah you're very welcome. My Meowmy had good fun while your Meowmy was visiting. It does them so much good for the human pets to socialize...

> She seemed happier when she came back, and so did Paw. Very
> happy actually after they did that wiggly thing they won't let me watch.
> Silly humans!

Oh that wiggly thing... very annoying if you ask me. I mean, sometimes I am all comfy and cosy on the bed, and then my Meowmy and her friend start wiggling and totally disturbing me.. and then I have to jump off the bed. How rude!!!

Purrs & headbutts,

Juliet (& Romeo).

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