Meow Shmogg!

This is Romeo here. I'm writing to you on behalf of Juliet because she has been very lazy lately, sleeping all the time, being a kitty of leisure. At the moment I am snuggling on Meowmie's lap and I am telepathically transmitting thoughts to her as to what I want to say.

I was very sorry to learn that you now have to live with pumpkinhead (PH) As if it isn't bad enuf that you have to live with the drooly thing! Ohhh, the indignity of it all!! My advice to you is to swipe PH on the nose every time he walks past. Oh and don't forget, if you do something naughty you will have TWO monsters you can blame it on.

So what have I been up to? Actually, I've been feeling *very* smoochy lately. I cuddle with Meowmie whenever I have the opportunity, especially when she is sitting at her computer. It is so nice to cuddle with her when she is working. She really appreciates me helping her by draping myself over her arms.

Both Juliet and I have been having extra playtimes lately. My Meowmie has a friend, Mia, who has been visiting a lot lately. At first we were wary of her, especially Juliet, but now after all these months we have become used to her. Mia plays with us a lot with the Kitty Tickler and also with paper. She didn't know how to play with us at first, but we have trained her well and now she is an excellent slave.

Well that's all for now Shmogg. I gotta go and get something to eat. Again!!

May you catch thousands of mousies,
Your feline friend,
Romeo.

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