Meow! Shmoggleberry,

Chloe can't keep still here so I will have to do all the typing. Of course the lil one gets away with most things here. Shmogg, you are very lucky not sharing with another two mutts. I can't seem to get a proper sleep anymore. Romeo always has to sleep where I've been molding the bed sheets.

Chloe on the other hand has been teaching Romeo how to be a good puss. I am still not amused with another puss being around the house. Chloe is always chasing me! My poor back is aching and I can't bare to dfjkgeiuryekjrfjksdgf .... "Chloe get away lil mutt I am typing to Shmogg here". Sorry about that lil bit of messy typing, Chloe is still not good at typing. Don't tell Chloe I told you this, but she thinks she knows everything. Shmogg, she stinks like hell and she doesn't even groom herself! Ewwww!! Smelly Puss!! I can't stand the smell! You know what I'm like, I love being clean and of course I love being tidy. Hisss! Hisss!

I hate it when Romeo messes up my dinner food. I get put off eating from my cat bowl. Don't know why Romeo has to guts himself so quickly. He thinks every dinner time is always a race to see who can finish first! But you know what I love the most? When Romeo spews all the food up! I love watching him *horka-horka-horka*. I think he is such a barbarian. Hummph!

Ohmigod, Romeo has put on so much weight! He's been eating Chloe's kitten food and I find it really annoying that he is sharing food with her. I can't stand the guts eating out of her bowl, it puts me off all the time. Ewwwww! Guts! Gutssssss! I have just had enough!

Romeo loves sleeping on me and he thinks I am a couch. He always follows me around. He is such a shadow! Shmogg are there cats like Romeo over there? Romeo always pushes me off the bed and it took me ages to warm up my spot. Hissssss! Shmogg never invite Romeo for sleep-over party. He will do the same thing to you.

Humans can get so loud at times. They always force me for cuddles and I can't bare the human germs. They are disgusting!! Mama thinks I love her cuddles but sometimes I just don't wanna be picked up or woken up. It's bad enough that Romeo annoys me, I don't need the humans doing it too.

Shmogg how's the weather over there? My tootsies are freezing over here. Fdgkfghkvc,georyteruty..... "Scratch"… Okay now I have had it. Chloe is been such a pain here.

Anyway I have to go now because my poor pads getting sore and I don't wanna ruin them. I'm going to spend some time grooming myself because Chloe is next to me and she stinks badly. Also, I have touched the keyboard too much and I don't want any more human germs.

Till then my Shmogg friend meows from all of us here.

Purrs and kisses,
Juliet & Chloe.
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