Meow Shmogg! It's Juliet here...

How have you been dear Puss? Life in my neck of the woods has been eventful, to say the least! I've been keeping to myself more than usual, since Mummy bought me the lovely Kitty Cubes. There is one in her bedroom, and the other is in the dining area, in my favorite part of the house. I think it's because I have full view of the kitchen from there. Plus, the other advantage is that I can watch Romeo and Chloe coming and going, and they pretty much leave me alone. (Thank goodness!) Mummy has taken some nice pictures of me in my red Kitty Cube, I'll get her to scan the pictures for my catpage. (hehehe...) Wait till you see how adorable I look!

Chloe is growing rapidly -- she is still a kitten, but she is much bigger than she was when she first arrived here. She gallops around the house like she owns the place! Hmmph! She has so much energy, and she wants to play all the time -- how undignified! She has been taking lessons from me on how to be a clean girly kitty. She is now grooming herself a bit, although her grooming technique leaves a lot to be desired. Chloe will probably never be as clean as *I* am. I keep myself in pristine condition, feverishly grooming myself to perfection. Such dedication shouldn't go to waste, which is why I rarely go outside -- it is just too dirty out there!

Romeo has been such a Mummy's Boy lately, he is always cuddling with her and smooching. What a wuss!

You mentioned that you use kitty telepathy to get your human to do your typing for you. Well, there is another new method now - new technology. What you do is this, you put this new fandangled contraption on your head, and then whatever you are thinking is converted from brainwaves to binary code, which is then automatically inputted into the computer. That way there is no need for human mind-possession to get your typing done -- you can get the computer to do your typing for you!! Whatever you are thinking instantly appears on the computer screen. See, we don't need opposable thumbs after all!

Well, that's all for now from me, I think I hear catfood being put into the bowl...

Meows and purrs,
Miss Juliet.

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