I was saving two yummy, fluffy double stuff Oreo cookies to have with some milk later on tonight. I put them on the counter, pushed back, so that the dog wouldn't snatch them them up. When I went to get those yummy, fluffy, food of the god's cookies they were GONE! Just a few measly crumbs left where the most perfect food of all time once sat.

That damn dog, I am going to... wait a minute, that damn dog is outside, I could see him swimming in the pool!! Well then who? There wasn't anyone else home. Could it have been Dusty? Nah, he doesn't eat stuff like that... or does he? Well I hunted that fat boy down and found him laying on my bed licking his paws. I got a little closer and I could see... little black crumbs in his whiskers and on his face. I opened his mouth and he had black stuff all over his teeth! He ate my heavenly, fluffy scrumptious double stuffs!

I was pretty darn mad. Well I had to just make do with my fresh from the freezer, frosty tall glass of milk. Not the same without the Oreo cookies though. Can you believe that little fiend actually had the nerve to jump up on the table and try to stick his fat, crumb laden head in my glass of milk? What the heck was he thinking, like I am gonna share with him? Bad kitty, bad!

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September 5, 2000