The Third Millennium Cat Tails Off

The Third Millennium Cat sleeps on a chair
With his tail dangling off in the air,
But perhaps blood circulation
Is impaired and that makes him
Turn around and curl it back up with care.

The Third Millennium Cat Doesn’t Listen

My cat’s most elegant ears
Definitely had no peer
Until he won a big fight
Over which cat was right
But now he seems to have more than 2 ears.

The Third Millennium Cat Relates

The Third Millennium Cat
Is firmly convinced that
His favorite slave
Thinks him a fave—
But whose ego is getting those pats?

The Third Millennium Cat Does Delicate

The Third Millennium Cat
Has a brand-new notion for scat:
He’ll maneuver you around
So when you put your foot down
You’ll find the place where the scat’s at.