Old Mother Goose when she wanted to wander,
would just sic her cat on her highly strung gander.
Little Bo Peep
Five cats did keep,
but didn't know where to find them.
Leave them alone,
and they'll come home,
dragging dead things behind them.
(sing a song of six pence)
Sing a song of 6 kits,
eyes rolled to the sky,
4 and 20 black birds,
baked in a pie,
when the pie was opened,
the cats began to spring,
now wasn't THAT a stupid dish,
a kitty's house to bring??
As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a cat,
who had 9 lives,
and on her back there were 9 kits,
and on her tum,
there were 9 tits, kits, tums, cats, lives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
Pussy Cat, Pussy cat where have you been?
I've been on the counter, and jumped down again.
Pussy cat Pussy cat, What did you there?
I licked up the dishes, and horked up some hair.
The north wing doth blow,
and we shall have snow,
and what will poor kitty do then? (poor thing).
She'll sleep in the barn,
to keep herself warm,
and snack on the treats humans bring. (poor thing).
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the sleeping kit,
Jack be sluggish,
Jack be slow,
the family jewels are the first to go.
Little Boy Blue come blow your horn,
the cats in the stable,
the kittens are born!
Where's the little boy who took a peep?
He's curled up beside them,
fast asleep.
Twinkle Twinkle little cat,
How I wonder where you're at?
"Up above your head so high,
like 10 razors in the sky."
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to fetch a pail of water,
the cat tripped Jack,
on their way back,
and Jill and the cat died of laughter.
Hey diddle diddle,
the cat took a piddle,
it's buried somewhere in the room.
The little dog dashed,
to make a report,
and the cat knocked him flat with a spoon.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great a fall,
all of the kittens and one mama cat,
fed off old humpty until they were fat.
Little Jack Horner,
sat in a corner,
eating his turkey pie,
a lightening fast paw,
was the last thing he saw,
and he said "where the HELL is my pie?"
Peter Peter pumpkin eater,
had a cat but but wouldn't feed her,
stuck her in a pumpkin shell,
poor Pete now looks like bloody hell.
I love little pussy, her coat is so warm,
and if I don't feed her, she'll do me great harm.
(ring around the rosie)
Ring a bell to closely to kitty curled up cosy,
gashes, slashes all fall down.
Mary had a little cat,
she named her kitty Flo,
and every where that Mary went,
meant going with the flow.
Ding Dong bell, pussy's in the well,
who put her in?
Little Johnny Green,
was there any doubt,
she'd claw his eyeballs out?
Old Mother Hubbard,
went to the cubbard,
to fetch her poor dog a bone,
but when she got there,
the cubbard was bare,
'cause the cat had been dining alone.
(baa baa black sheep)
Good grief pussy cat!
are you never full?
you've eaten all the kitty chow,
3 bags full!
one case of fancy food,
one case of plain,
Kitty is there ANYTHING
but food on your brain?
(rock a bye baby)
Rocks in head kitty! in the tree top,
firemen CAME 20 times to our block.
If the bough breaks, dumb kitty you'll fall,
I hope I can catch you, they said _not_ to call!
Mary, Mary quite contrary
How did your kitty GROW?
With 'she' scented smells,
and 'come hither' tails,
Horny Tom cats lined up in a row!
There was an old woman
who lived in a shoe,
she had so many kitties,
she didn't know what to do.
She gave them her dinner,
TONIGHT they were fed,
now sensing dissension,
hides under her bed.
Hickory dickory dock,
the cat ran up the clock,
without a word,
she grabbed the bird,
and the mouse stood there speechless in shock!
(olde king cole)
The old toilet bowl was an interesting hole,
and a curious cat was he...
sometime in the night,
falling in was his plight -
and a wet pissed off cat was he!
Little Miss Muffet,
sat on her tuffet,
feeding her kitty whey,
Along came a spider,
the kitty cat spied her,
and ate it, thus saving the day.
(the 10 o:clock scholar)
A diller a doller the cat starts to holler,
and pace back and forth in the room,
he must be fed by twelve o clock,
and once again at noon!
It's raining, it's pouring,
my sweet kitty's snoring.
He bumped his head
on the foot of the bed,
and clawed me first thing this morning.
Bye baby bunting,
daddy's gone a-hunting,
kitty follows at his feet,
to catch and kill a special treat!
(The man who wasn't there)
As I was going up the stair,
I met a cat, who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
I wish I WISH he wouldn't spray!
(my bonnie)
My kitten lies over the door step,
my kitten runs under my feet,
my kitten is trying to kill me,
by being incredibly sweet!
