Dear pussycats,

I urgently need your help. I have just come in from my garden and am desperately in need of a cuddle. I came across that big tabby and white cat Meowmie told you about earlier while I was outside and he chased me. Unfortunately, Meowmie is busy. She is sitting at the dining room table typing on her computer. Uncle Pete is also sitting at the table. He's finished working and is playing a game on his computer. On the table as well as two computers, there is a printer and piles of paper. The stuff is so spread out that there is nowhere for me to sit and be the centre of attention. . I am very depressed at not finding space on the table to sit and the fact that no-one seems to notice I am here. Please tell me what can I do to make sure my slaves pay heed to my needs and also give back to me back my rightful place in the centre of their table.

Jason

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December 29, 2002