I resolve to:

1. Do what I can to get less baths from my human.

2. Make it much harder for my human to clip my nails.

3. Try and get my human to give me more treats by rubbing up against them, letting them pet me for long period of times, and being more vocal when I want one.

4. Not jump up on the counter when my human is around.

5. Make sure my human knows when my litterbox needs to be cleaned.

6. Have my human leave the water faucet on all the time so I can get regular drinks of water even though my water dish is full.

7. Try and grab more space on the bed when my human goes to sleep.

8. To eat just a little more of my favorite food including tuna, and more palatable human food.

9. To receive more toys from my human no matter how stupid I think they are.

10. Make my human aware that in the cat world, no means yes and yes means no.

11. That a cat is much smarter than the human.

12. To make sure my human is at work, out having fun or simply not home before getting into trouble.

13. That the human knows the pen is for chewing and not for writing.

14. Have my human allow me to get outdoors more often.

15. Let my human know that they aren't the true rulers of the realm but that cats need to be treated like they're royalty (which we cats are).

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January 4, 1999