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June 28, 2003Avast Mateys,
I waited to post this as I was hoping that the most important hoomin to join our scurvy crew would come back from wherever the hoomins held him captive. He came breezin in a couple of days ago, just like he'd never been gone and rubbed my belly. Adam is his name and the hoomins said that he'd been in some place called Midull Ease. The fat wench had been really worried about him, as if my buddy Adam could ever get hurt.
But he's back now and the voyage can begin!! All you cats and kits that are going on this years voyage of discovery and fishies arrange for your doubles and meet us at Monteo, North Carolina, USA on Sunday and we'll set sail for Englan and Burope to collect more crew. Then we'll sail around the bottom of Africa (Adam says that he never wants to see the midull ease ever again) and over to Thailand then down to New Zealand and Australia to save my poor sweet Chloe from the furry and mean Tiffany. We'll kneel at the paws of the Great Mr. Smoggleberry and listen to his wisdom. We'll party at Bonnie, Clyde and Fluffy SP's cathouse. We'll visit Frank and Nikki's island and collect Waffles from her garden of mousies. We'll have the hoomins peel and feed us shrimp. The yellow furred hoomin will clean our cat boxes, Adam will help sail the ship and the fat one has promised not to sing. We can do this!! Are you all ready?
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
June 30, 2003
We will be setting sail any time now. Any of you who haven't made it out here yet and are interested in joining us, arrange for your doubles and ghost yourself over here soon. We've got lots of kitty litter as ballast, (the biggest problem seems to be keeping the kits out of it) and both wet and dry food to feed us between catches of fresh fish and shrimpies. The fat wench is complaining that she didn't sign on to cook fish, but I showed her who is boss. I used all my claws, and now she's cooking up the good stuff. The "Mouser" is yaw, whatever that means, and we're setting sail.
Cap'n Pine Cone esq.
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