In the state of political correctness, nobody is a "liar" they are simply "verbally superfluous". No one is a "housekeeper," they are "domestic engineers." See how we can apply this "game" to the many activities of our cats:

• My cat does not barf hairballs ... he is a floor/rug redecorator.

• My cat does not break things ... she helps gravity do its job.

• My cat does not fear dogs ... they are merely sprint practice tools.

• My cat does not gobble ... she eats with alacrity.

• My cat does not scratch ... he is a furniture/rug/skin ventilator.

• My cat does not yowl ... he is singing off-key.

• My cat is not a "shedding machine" ... she is a hair relocation stylist.

• My cat is not a "treat-seeking missile" ... she enjoys the proximity of food.

• My cat is not a bed hog ... he is a mattress appreciator.

• My cat is not a chatterbox ... she is advising me on what to do next.

• My cat is not a dope addict ... she is catnip appreciative.

• My cat is not a lap fungus ... he is bed selective.

• My cat is not a pest ... she is attention deprived.

• My cat is not a ruthless hunter ... she is a wildlife control expert.

• My cat is not evil ... she is badness enhanced.

• My cat is not fat ... he is mass enhanced.

• My cat is not hydrophobic ... she has an inability to appreciate moisture.

• My cat is not lazy ... he is motivationally challenged.

• My cat is not underfoot ... she is shepherding me to my next destination (the food dish).

Well said, and no cat's feelings have been hurt!

Author Unknown