Yes, it's true. Three out of three cats tested preferred licking my armpit since I switched to Secret Platinum Protection antiperspirant from my old Lady Speed Stick. This experiment was performed under strict scientific guidelines and no cats were harmed. Well, ok. I admit it wasn't a scientific experiment at all. I was in Bangkok this weekend at my friend Shawna's house. She has 2 cats: Kiesha, a 13 year old black DSH, and Tasha, a 14 year old pure white Persian with a normal face. Both of them are utter and complete love sluts who demand your undivided attention. So I was relaxing on the couch with my hands behind my head, watching TV. Kiesha came up and began meatloafing on my chest. Before I knew it, her face was buried in my armpit. Eeeew! I had to put a stop to that immediately, it's just kinda weird.

The next day, I was sitting on the couch again when Tasha jumped up on me and began kneading my lap. She always does that, it's so cute how she has this intense look of concentration on her face while doing it. Anyway, not long after the kneading started, her face was in my armpit! Eeeew again! Very strange, I've been there many times before and this has never happened.

So I got home last night and was very happy to see my buddy Vino again. This morning I was lying in bed, half asleep when all of a sudden a raspy tongue began to lick my armpit. Eeeew! What a way to wake up! Now this is really weird since Vino is not usually an armpit licker. The only thing I can come up with is that I recently finished the Lady Speed Stick and started using Secret. Hmmmm....

Copyright © Britta Wilson
May 15, 2002