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Raiders of the lost ark

We see out intrepid orange hunter with way too many toes for his own good (28), investigating the cabinets at floor level in the kitchen.

Well as luck would have it I was busy in the other room when this happened, but I have an eye witness. My roommate.

He was watching the kitchen because he noticed our little orange intrepid explorer pawing around the cabinets. Well the really bad cabinets are locked tight. But not the ones I keep the kitten stuff in.

Anyway, we pick up our little orange raider with a tail longer than two of himself had managed to get the cabinet open and then push the SEALED tub of Kitten Food out of the cabinet and onto the floor.

Well like any thriller there was danger... Would the cabinet close on his long orange fluffy tail? Would the object that he rescued from the evil clutches of the kitchen cabinet reveal its treasures to him?

Within seconds of pushing the tub out of the cabinet he had the lid off (one that I always have a real hard time getting open) and kitten food all over the kitchen floor.

Thankfully there was no rolling boulders or angry natives, just the curse of a very, very full-to-bursting tummy. Listens to the rumbles of a VERY full kitten.

Copyright © John Gory
August 11, 2003