Ingredients:

• 1 Paper Cup
• Milk
• 1 Nancy-Cat
• 1 Box Facial Tissues

Preparation:

Fill cup with milk. Drink milk under supervision of Nancy-Cat (Note: guard milk carefully and do not leave cup unattended or final results of recipe will not be as entertaining). Drink all the milk except for a couple drops.

Once cup is empty of milk, place empty cup on it's side (with milk drops on bottom) on the floor in front of the Nancy-Cat.

Watch Nancy-Cat as she puts her paw in cup and licks milk off of paw.
Watch Nancy-Cat gingerly sniff side of cup.
Watch Nancy-Cat stick head in cup to lick bottom.
Watch Nancy-Cat get head stuck in cup and walk around the house backwards.
Watch Nancy-Cat run into walls and chairs.

See Nancy-Cat's humiliated and disgusted expression as she pulls her head from within the cup.

Use tissues to dry eyes and blow noses.

Use Pepto-Bismol to soothes laugh-induced cramped stomach muscles.

Repeat if necessary.

Copyright © Stacey Sharpe
October 19, 1999