Dear Santa, This year we are writing you one letter from all of us so you won't have to read as many letters. We have been good (mostly) kitties this year, and hope that you'll over look some of our little mishaps. Pine Cone says that he honestly thought he was supposed to get on the table and eat a piece of turkey from the platter.
For Catmouse presents we'd like little mousies like meowmie brings home from time to time. QC has bit off the tails of all the ones we have here. We'd also like a real kitty condo set as the furniture only has so much new entertainment value. Could you also talk the hoomins into putting up ramps, ledges, and runways on the walls? That would be fun and we promise not to push each other off.
Tanada wants Diana to have her own home and stop trying to take Tanada's home and her purrpaw. Diana wants Tanada to leave her alone. Pine Cone says that he wants to have plenty of toys to play with. Merlin agrees with Pine Cone and says that he also wants some cat nip of his very own. QC says that she wants her own window ledge that's big enough that she doesn't have to worry about parts of her anatomy hanging over the edge. Berfert wants have shrimp and fishy snacks like his friend Nikki gets. Meowmie won't buy them as she don't like the smell. Berfert also wants to send special Yowl/Catmouse greetings to Miss Nikki as he admires her inner and outer beauty. Tanada says that she wants a special catnip mouse for Jaspurr as he's a handsome boycat. We all want Penelope and her brat kittens to find homes of their own and leave ours alone.
We promise to be as good as we can, Santa. Pine Cone promises that he'll even keep from eating meowmie's houseplants, which is easy as he either ate them already or can't reach them. Berfert states that he won't eat any plants that PC leaves behind. QC says that she's always a good lady cat and can't figure out what we're talking about. We all promise to purr for all the homeless cats all over the world and for any cats that need our help.
Purrs,
Berfert, Tanada, QC, Merlin, and Pine ConePS: Diana and Penelope aren't here right now to help out with this, so we asked for them.